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I’v e just come back from climbing Bluff Knoll, WA’s highest peak. Funny name….until we realized that some lady descending from the top would tell us we were nearly there…..when we were around half way up. Bluff mole!  

Just saw Hugh Jackman’s  castigation of a front row audience member whose mobile phone started ringing.  Mobile phones – friend or foe!!

I have to say that Geoffrey Blainey was likely talking about WA when he coined the phrase ‘the tyranny of distance’. Around 450kms to get to Stirling Ranges National Park.

We found the Royal Hotel in a town called Kojonup  watched the Saints go marching out!! No shops open to buy groceries within coo-eee of Bluff Knoll.  My thanks to the guy at Kamballup roadhouse who gave me his own pack of snags and chops, no doubt feeling sorry for my lack of foresight.

Now apparently the duststorm in Sydney originated from a place where there was radioactive dust. But let’s look on the bright side. Now all the Sydney folk will glow in the dark so they should be pretty easy to spot in a crowd!!!

My beloved Blues trading Fevola….no way….it better not happen!!

What do we all think of iSnack 2.0 as the name for  the new cream Vegemite. I would say it should now be called Vege-wont or Vege-cant. An appropriate time for those famous three letters…..WTF!!

The  Friggin Loon is in fine form.  It was the Loon who showed the Mom Song some time ago and suddenly commercial TV has discovered her. Anna Renfroes I think it is.

Not much compares to the Japanese gameshow of Human Tetris on the Loon’s website. Check it out.

Aussie dollar  nudging 87.5 US cents now.  Reserve Bank hinting at lifting interest rates.  A 16yo girl going to sail around the world…if she can avoid 66000 tonne ships that is!! Kerri-Anne looking a little size-challenged. Royal Show on in Perth at the moment. Some storms on the horizon.  Not much Spring weather around – its about 5C cooler than the Sept average.

Shocking floods in the Phillipines. A new Hoges and Kenny film that looks very promising (reckon Hoges won’t be opening up any Swiss bank accounts soon though!)

What’s with this 5 finger shoe thingy? Someone explain it to me!!

Now, I’m all for women wearing these ‘Perfect Shaper’ support garments. But what about that first moment of intimacy…you know…..the need to remove the garment eventually…..and let it all hang out. A Bridget Jones moment if ever there was.

Madonna thinking of marrying Jesus.  Now there is a headline just about guaranteed to offend everybody.

Predictions of petrol set to plummet down to around $1.00 a litre. Bring it on, I say.

Just clearing out all my emails – is it just me getting all these inducements to enlarge myself (you know what I mean. Just makes me feel uncomfortable…like someone spying on you deciding that you clearly need this type of help.  It’s just a phallacy!!

Reservoir amoebas

CHRISTO